"Mobile phones makes u closer to person
far from u...
but it takes u away from the ones sitting
next to you.."
Saturday, 7 December 2013
Eye Opener msg !
Best lessons of LiFe
A Hungry stomach
.
.
.
Am Empty Pocket
.
.
.
And
.
.
.
A Broken Heart
.
.
.
Can Teach The Best Lessons Of Life.
Friday, 6 December 2013
Golden Rules of Life !!
1) Give people more than they expect and
do it cheerfully.
2] Marry a man/woman you love to talk to.
As you get older, their conversational skills
will be as important as any
other.
3) Don't believe all you hear, spend all you
have or sleep all you want.
4)When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5) When you say, "I'm sorry", look the
person in the eye.
6) Be engaged at least six
months before you get married.
7) Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People
who don't have dreams don't have much.
8)Love deeply and passionately. You might
get hurt but it's the only way to live life
completely.
9)In disagreements, fight fairly. No name
calling.
10) Don't judge people by their relatives.
11) Talk slowly but think
quickly.
12) When someone asks you a question
you don't want to answer, smile and ask,
"Why do you want to know?"
13) Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.
14) Say "bless you" when you hear
someone sneeze.
15) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
16)Remember the three R's: Respect for
self; Respect for others; and Responsibility
for all your actions.
17) Don't let a little dispute injure a great
friendship.
18) When you realize you've made a
mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
19) Smile when picking up the phone. The
caller will
hear it in your voice.
20) Spend some time alone to think what
you can give to this world.
Wednesday, 4 December 2013
Tuesday, 3 December 2013
Sunday, 1 December 2013
Hoshiyaar banta !
Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost
Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti
Hai”
Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi
Karti”
Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”
Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi,
Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya
Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us
Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“
So true !
Some people think NO is a negative
word. But sometimes saying NO can
save you from life's greatest pains!
Bechara hubby !
Hubby :- Ye kyaa tum ek aur suit le aayi ?
Abhi parso hee to...
Wife chilla kar boli :-Kyaa parso ?
Bolo......Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne ?Ruk kyon
gaye ? Kyaa parso, Parso kyaa,Bolo jaldi
Jaldi bolo naa,Bataa-o kyaa parso ?
Hubby : Kuchh nahi, main bus yeh keh
rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee suit laayi thi
pagli, aaj to do le aati..... :> =))
Naughty Child !
A msg by a naughty child:
Tried practicing Fruit Ninja in the
kitchen, ended up playing Temple Run
with my mom chasing me like an Angry
Bird.
Awwwwwww
He:
Will U Be My Girlfriend plz ??
She: Aaaaaaawwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwkaat Mein Reh
Apni.. :D:p=))=D
Hope ! ;)
One half of our heart always knows
that some wishes would never come true,
still the second half waits for magic
and miracles to happen....
Its hope!
Saturday, 30 November 2013
Friday, 29 November 2013
G(old) Joke
Photographer studio me chote bache se :
"Beta camera ki taraf dekho, isme se
kabutar niklega"
Bacha : sun be gawaro wali batein mat kar.
Focus adjust kar,
Aur potrait mode use kariyo
with macro.
High resolution me pic
Aani chahiye Facebook par lagani hai.
Werna kabutar kaise udate hain Mai
btaunga
143
Saying "I love u too" after wife says "I
love u" is
customary like saying "Jai Mata di"
after someone says "Zor se bolo..."
10 ways to melt a girl's heart !
1. Call Her When you're feeling Sad.
2. In the Middle of a Conversation,
Tell Her Dat How Much You Love Her.
3. Ask to See A Picture of Her,
When She was a Child..!
4. Sometyms Call Her,
By Her First and Middle Names..
5. Call Her,
Just Before wen you are going any
special
place..
6. Always Notice,
When She's Wearing Something New..
7. Put your Arms Around Her,
When you Introduce Her to your
friends and
family..
8. Try Desperately,
To Make Her Laugh When She's feeling
Down.
9. Hug Her When She gets Jealous and
make it
a tight one..! :x
10. When She's feeling Insecure,
Stare Into Her Eyes and Tell Her,"There
is No-
One in the World,
Who could be as Lovely, as She Is....
Biwi
Ekbaar bhagwan ne aadmi ki Memory clear kar
dali..
Aur poocha, kuch yaad aa raha hai kya?
Aadmi- sirf biwi ka naam...
bhagwan hasa aur bola.. Format kiya par virus
nahi gaya...
Never give up !!
"The minute you think of giving up any
relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long"
LiFe
Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.
Time
Don't Think That 'TIME' Will Change Our Life..
'TIME' Only Changes The Expiry Dates Of The
'Opportunities'!
Big Boss
Q. Why Bigg Boss is so popular?
A. Bigg Boss serves the very basic need of the
Indian Society, and that is peeping into
other's lives.
Opportunity
What's the best example of
"An Opportunity"
.
.
A mosquito sitting on girlfriend's face...
Sachin's speech !
Lesson from Sachin's speech:
Even a great man has to remember to thank
his in-laws to live happily after retirement.
Hehe
Remember these two words, it will open many
doors in life.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1. Push
2. Pull
Impressed? You see I'm born genius!
Missing you !
Husband throwing Darts at his wife's photo
and not even a single one hitting the Target.
��
From another room wife called the husband :
"Honey what are u doing?"
Husband :"MISSING YOU"
25 ultimate tips for better life !
1. Takea 10-30 minute walk every day &
while you walk, SMILE.
It is the ultimate antidepressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes
each day.
3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray
to ask God's guidance for your purpose,
today.
4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and
plants and eat less food
that is manufactured in plants.
5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat
blueberries, broccoli,
and almonds.
6. Try to make at least three people smile
each day.
7. Don't waste your precious energy on
gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past,
negative thoughts or things you cannot
control.
Instead invest your energy in the positive
present moment.
8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a
prince and dinner like a
college kid with a maxed out charge card.
9. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
10. Life is too short to waste time hating
anyone. Forgive them for
everything !
11. Don't take yourself so seriously. No
one else does.
12. You don't have to win every argument.
Agree to disagree.
13. Make peace with your past so it won't
spoil the present.
14. Don't compare your life to others. You
have no idea what their journey is all
about.
15. No one is in charge of your happiness
except you.
16. Frame every so-called disaster with
these words: 'In five years, will this
matter?'
17. Help the needy, Be generous ! Be a
'Giver' not a 'Taker'.
18. What other people think of you is none
of your business.
19. Time heals everything.
20. However good or bad a situation is, it
will change.
21. Your job won't take care of you when
you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in
touch.
22. Envy is a waste of time. You already
have all you need.
23. Each night before you go to bed ,Pray
to God and Be thankful
for what you'll accomplish, today !
24. Remember that you are too blessed to
be stressed.
25.Share this to everyone on your list to
help them lead a happier
life...!!!!
HAVE A GOOD DAY AND GOOD LIFE!
Do baatein !!
1. Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna........:
Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-
card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai.
Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna
'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.
2. Aur do baatein hamesha yaad
rakhna.......! Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota
jitna uski 'biwi' usko samazti hai... Aur itna
achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko
samajhti hai..!
8 superb lines
"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others
Because U May Win The Game But The Risk
Is That U Will Surely Lose The Person For A
Life Time".
"The world suffers a lot. Not because of
the violence of bad people, But because of
the silence of good people!"
"I am thankful to all those who said NO to
me It's because of them I did it myself."
"If friendship is ur weakest point then U
are the strongest person in the world."
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There
Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That
They Have The Ability To Deal With It".
"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You
Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".
"When You Are In The Light, Everything
Follows You, But When You Enter Into The
Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't
Follow You."
"Coin Always Makes Sound But The
Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When
Your Value Increases Keep Quiet.
Thursday, 28 November 2013
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)