Saturday, 30 November 2013
Friday, 29 November 2013
G(old) Joke
Photographer studio me chote bache se :
"Beta camera ki taraf dekho, isme se
kabutar niklega"
Bacha : sun be gawaro wali batein mat kar.
Focus adjust kar,
Aur potrait mode use kariyo
with macro.
High resolution me pic
Aani chahiye Facebook par lagani hai.
Werna kabutar kaise udate hain Mai
btaunga
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Saying "I love u too" after wife says "I
love u" is
customary like saying "Jai Mata di"
after someone says "Zor se bolo..."
10 ways to melt a girl's heart !
1. Call Her When you're feeling Sad.
2. In the Middle of a Conversation,
Tell Her Dat How Much You Love Her.
3. Ask to See A Picture of Her,
When She was a Child..!
4. Sometyms Call Her,
By Her First and Middle Names..
5. Call Her,
Just Before wen you are going any
special
place..
6. Always Notice,
When She's Wearing Something New..
7. Put your Arms Around Her,
When you Introduce Her to your
friends and
family..
8. Try Desperately,
To Make Her Laugh When She's feeling
Down.
9. Hug Her When She gets Jealous and
make it
a tight one..! :x
10. When She's feeling Insecure,
Stare Into Her Eyes and Tell Her,"There
is No-
One in the World,
Who could be as Lovely, as She Is....
Biwi
Ekbaar bhagwan ne aadmi ki Memory clear kar
dali..
Aur poocha, kuch yaad aa raha hai kya?
Aadmi- sirf biwi ka naam...
bhagwan hasa aur bola.. Format kiya par virus
nahi gaya...
Never give up !!
"The minute you think of giving up any
relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long"
LiFe
Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.
Time
Don't Think That 'TIME' Will Change Our Life..
'TIME' Only Changes The Expiry Dates Of The
'Opportunities'!
Big Boss
Q. Why Bigg Boss is so popular?
A. Bigg Boss serves the very basic need of the
Indian Society, and that is peeping into
other's lives.
Opportunity
What's the best example of
"An Opportunity"
.
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A mosquito sitting on girlfriend's face...
Sachin's speech !
Lesson from Sachin's speech:
Even a great man has to remember to thank
his in-laws to live happily after retirement.
Hehe
Remember these two words, it will open many
doors in life.
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1. Push
2. Pull
Impressed? You see I'm born genius!
Missing you !
Husband throwing Darts at his wife's photo
and not even a single one hitting the Target.
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From another room wife called the husband :
"Honey what are u doing?"
Husband :"MISSING YOU"
25 ultimate tips for better life !
1. Takea 10-30 minute walk every day &
while you walk, SMILE.
It is the ultimate antidepressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes
each day.
3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray
to ask God's guidance for your purpose,
today.
4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and
plants and eat less food
that is manufactured in plants.
5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat
blueberries, broccoli,
and almonds.
6. Try to make at least three people smile
each day.
7. Don't waste your precious energy on
gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past,
negative thoughts or things you cannot
control.
Instead invest your energy in the positive
present moment.
8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a
prince and dinner like a
college kid with a maxed out charge card.
9. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
10. Life is too short to waste time hating
anyone. Forgive them for
everything !
11. Don't take yourself so seriously. No
one else does.
12. You don't have to win every argument.
Agree to disagree.
13. Make peace with your past so it won't
spoil the present.
14. Don't compare your life to others. You
have no idea what their journey is all
about.
15. No one is in charge of your happiness
except you.
16. Frame every so-called disaster with
these words: 'In five years, will this
matter?'
17. Help the needy, Be generous ! Be a
'Giver' not a 'Taker'.
18. What other people think of you is none
of your business.
19. Time heals everything.
20. However good or bad a situation is, it
will change.
21. Your job won't take care of you when
you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in
touch.
22. Envy is a waste of time. You already
have all you need.
23. Each night before you go to bed ,Pray
to God and Be thankful
for what you'll accomplish, today !
24. Remember that you are too blessed to
be stressed.
25.Share this to everyone on your list to
help them lead a happier
life...!!!!
HAVE A GOOD DAY AND GOOD LIFE!
Do baatein !!
1. Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna........:
Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-
card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai.
Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna
'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.
2. Aur do baatein hamesha yaad
rakhna.......! Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota
jitna uski 'biwi' usko samazti hai... Aur itna
achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko
samajhti hai..!
8 superb lines
"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others
Because U May Win The Game But The Risk
Is That U Will Surely Lose The Person For A
Life Time".
"The world suffers a lot. Not because of
the violence of bad people, But because of
the silence of good people!"
"I am thankful to all those who said NO to
me It's because of them I did it myself."
"If friendship is ur weakest point then U
are the strongest person in the world."
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There
Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That
They Have The Ability To Deal With It".
"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You
Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".
"When You Are In The Light, Everything
Follows You, But When You Enter Into The
Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't
Follow You."
"Coin Always Makes Sound But The
Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When
Your Value Increases Keep Quiet.
Thursday, 28 November 2013
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