Saturday, 7 December 2013

Eye Opener msg !

"Mobile phones makes u closer to person
far from u...
but it takes u away from the ones sitting
next to you.."

Best lessons of LiFe

A Hungry stomach
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Am Empty Pocket
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And
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A Broken Heart
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Can Teach The Best Lessons Of Life.

Friday, 6 December 2013

Golden Rules of Life !!

1) Give people more than they expect and
do it cheerfully.

2] Marry a man/woman you love to talk to.
As you get older, their conversational skills
will be as important as any
other.

3) Don't believe all you hear, spend all you
have or sleep all you want.

4)When you say, "I love you", mean it.

5) When you say, "I'm sorry", look the
person in the eye.

6) Be engaged at least six
months before you get married.

7) Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People
who don't have dreams don't have much.

8)Love deeply and passionately. You might
get hurt but it's the only way to live life
completely.

9)In disagreements, fight fairly. No name
calling.

10) Don't judge people by their relatives.

11) Talk slowly but think
quickly.

12) When someone asks you a question
you don't want to answer, smile and ask,
"Why do you want to know?"

13) Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.

14) Say "bless you" when you hear
someone sneeze.

15) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

16)Remember the three R's: Respect for
self; Respect for others; and Responsibility
for all your actions.

17) Don't let a little dispute injure a great
friendship.

18) When you realize you've made a
mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

19) Smile when picking up the phone. The
caller will
hear it in your voice.

20) Spend some time alone to think what
you can give to this world.

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Hoshiyaar banta !

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost
Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti
Hai”

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi
Karti”

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi,
Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya
Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us
Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

So true !

Some people think NO is a negative
word. But sometimes saying NO can
save you from life's greatest pains!

#ThatMoment

It took me 5 long minutes to type that
message and all you had to reply is
"OKAY"?!

Bechara hubby !

Hubby :- Ye kyaa tum ek aur suit le aayi ?
Abhi parso hee to...

Wife chilla kar boli :-Kyaa parso ?
Bolo......Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne ?Ruk kyon
gaye ? Kyaa parso, Parso kyaa,Bolo jaldi
Jaldi bolo naa,Bataa-o kyaa parso ?

Hubby : Kuchh nahi, main bus yeh keh
rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee suit laayi thi
pagli, aaj to do le aati..... :> =))

Who are Lizards ?

Naughty Child !

A msg by a naughty child:

Tried practicing Fruit Ninja in the
kitchen, ended up playing Temple Run
with my mom chasing me like an Angry
Bird.

Awwwwwww

He:
Will U Be My Girlfriend plz ??

She: Aaaaaaawwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwkaat Mein Reh
Apni.. :D:p=))=D

Hope ! ;)

One half of our heart always knows
that some wishes would never come true,
still the second half waits for magic
and miracles to happen....
Its hope!